Audition Dates -
Auditions will be held at The Palace: 215 S Third St, Hamilton, OH 45011
Monday October 26th - 6:30pm-8:30pm
Tuesday October 27th - 6:30pm-8:30pm
Auditions will consist of cold reads from the script. Auditionees should come prepared with a resume and complete list of conflicts from December 1st through February 14th. Headshots are welcome but not required.
Rehearsal Info -
Rehearsals will be scheduled during early December, but specifics will be determined based on cast availability, taking a break for the December holidays and resuming January 1st.
Tuesday-Thursday from 6:30pm-9:00pm with the potential of additional rehearsals on Mondays.
Rehearsal conflicts from February 7th-10th will not be accepted, attendance is mandatory.
Production Dates -
February 11th - 13th @ 7:30pm
February 14th @ 2:00pm
Show Description -
Portly Sheridan Whiteside, critic, lecturer, wit, radio orator, intimate friend of the great and near great, met his Waterloo in the shape of a small piece of ice on the doorstep of Mr. and Mrs. Ernest W. Stanley, of Mesalia, Ohio, while trekking across the country on his annual lecture tours. Result: the idol of the air waves rests until further notice in the home of the surprised Mr. and Mrs. Stanley. So runs the lead article in the Christmas 1939 issue of Time magazine. Whiteside turns the Stanley household upside down, forcing everyone in town to cater to his egotistical demands. Meanwhile, his beloved secretary has given her notice after falling in love with a local reporter, and Whiteside must engage every weapon in his considerable arsenal of guile and manipulation to keep her in his employ – including blackmail, deceit and the intervention of the fading actress Lorraine Sheldon and the elegant British wit of playwright Beverly Carlton.
Roles -
Sheridan Whiteside (Male, 35-60) Inspired by real-life drama critic Alexander Wollcott, Whiteside is an obnoxious, but famous, writer, critic and radio host. He travels the country giving lectures on literature and theatre, and is an overbearing and demanding house guest of the Stanleys. He has multitudes of famous friends and depends upon his long-time secretary, Maggie, to keep his life in order, just the way he likes it. Whiteside is quick-witted, often difficult, bigger than life. Will need strong articulation, the ability to memorize large amounts of text, and excellent comedic timing. Whiteside is in a wheelchair for most of the play.
Maggie Cutler (Female, 25-40) Whiteside's executive assistant, very businesslike most of the time, but also a romantic who falls in love with Bert Jefferson. Whiteside's private secretary and chief interference runner for years. She is sarcastic and cynical, and she knows where the bodies are buried. Maggie does everything for Whiteside, and until now, he has totally monopolized her time. After she falls in love with Bert Jefferson, she decides that the fast lane with Whiteside is infinitely less preferable than a conventional, happy, domestic life. Will need excellent comedic timing and a strong stage presence.
Bert Jefferson (Male, 25-40) The owner and editor of the Mesalia Journal. He is an “interesting looking young man,” smart, and a genuinely nice-guy. Bert has written a producible play. He is an easy-going man, but can be assertive and ambitious at times. Bert naïvely allows himself to be lured by Lorraine and the chance of making it to the big time, even if it means the sacrifice of personal happiness. He truly loves Maggie.
Lorraine Sheldon (Female, 25-40) A snobby, beautiful actress. Based on Gertrude Lawrence. She is the vicious epitome of the glamorous, acid-tongued, self-serving, superficial superstar. She is busy trying to get Lord Cedric Bottomly to marry her (she wants to be a high society woman, and is a bit of a gold digger). She is always dramatic. Whiteside lures her to Ohio by telling her that Jefferson's play has a marvelous part in it for her. She unwittingly lets herself be used to break up the romance between Jefferson and Maggie. Seducing a man for some sort of benefit is, for her, all in a day's work. Requires a big personality and some physical comedy.
Miss Preen (Female, 18+) Frantic Nurse attending to Whiteside, not enjoying the task of taking care of him. She tends to be stressed and unhappy. She becomes the constant butt of his insults and name-calling, to which she reacts with routine indignation. Strong comedic and sarcasm skills needed. Lots of physical comedy.
Dr. Bradley (Male, 45+) Whiteside's doctor while Whiteside is in Mesalia. He diagnosed Whiteside's injuries in error by looking at the wrong X-rays. He is also an aspiring author who repeatedly tries to get Whiteside to read his book, “Forty Years an Ohio Doctor.” Requires excellent sense of timing.
Beverley Carlton (Male, 25-50) English playwright, actor, songwriter, musician. A flamboyant Noël Coward-like character who dashes around the world composing and writing plays and being devastatingly charming. Over the top, boasting a huge ego. He breezes in to visit Whiteside and wish him a Merry Christmas. During his visit, he sings a number from his most recent show, and Maggie enlists him in an attempt to lure Jefferson away from Lorraine Sheldon. Actor must sing a song, and must be able to do an upper-class British accent. Ability to play piano a plus, but not required.
Banjo (Male, 25-50) A famous Hollywood comedian in the style of the Marx brothers and Jimmy Durante, a grown-up adolescent. He is as loony off-screen as he is on-screen. Banjo drops in to visit Whiteside, but he good-heartedly allows himself to be the means by which Maggie can retrieve her happiness. Requires a strong character actor and a good handle on physical comedy.
Mr. Earnest W. Stanley (Male, 40-60) Wealthy factory owner, uptight. Frustrated and put out by the audacity of his unexpected long-term guest. He tends to be stuffy. Very much the man of the house, whose word is the law--until Whiteside comes along.
Mrs. Daisy Stanley (Female, 40-60) Mr. Ernest W. Stanley’s wife. Always trying to play the hostess, and keep her husband from flying off the handle. Rarely speaks her own mind, unless she just has to…She is a sweet but somewhat high-strung woman.
Richard Stanley (Male, 17-25) Grown son of Earnest and Daisy. A talented amateur photographer, who wishes he could travel the world and take pictures.
June Stanley (Female, 17-25) Grown daughter of Earnest and Daisy. She wants to get married to Sandy, a young labor organizer who is stirring up union trouble at the factory her father owns.
Harriet Stanley (Female, 45-65) Earnest Stanley's eerie live-in sister, who floats in and out when Whiteside is alone. Harriet is very eccentric, with a sinister past. The character is based on Lizzie Borden.
John (Male, 35+) The Stanley’s butler, who has been around awhile. Genuinely a very nice person. Efficient, and star-struck by Whiteside.
Sarah (Female, 35+) The Stanley’s cook and housekeeper, who has been around awhile. She is very sweet, a great cook, and is star-struck by Whiteside.
Professor Metz (Male, 30+) "A strange-looking little man," an entomologist. He is the first of three eccentrics to visit Whiteside during his recovery. He brings the great man a gift: a colony of ten thousand roaches. Ability to do a German accent is a plus. Will require strong characterization.
Sandy (Male, 17-25) Youthful visionary, handsome, big & strong. A labor-organizer trying to unionize the workers in Mr. Stanley's factory. In love with Mr. Stanley’s daughter, June.
Mrs. Dexter (Female, 25+) Visiting society friend of Mrs. Stanley. A local busy-body. A fan of Sheldon Whiteside. May also be included in the local choir, or double other small ensemble roles. TBD.
Mrs. McCutcheon (Female, 25+) Visiting society friend of Mrs. Stanley. A local busy-body. A fan of Sheldon Whiteside. May also be included in the local choir, or double other small ensemble roles. TBD.
Westcott (Male 25+) Head Radio Man, who handles Whiteside’s broadcast.May also be included in the local choir, or double other small ensemble roles. TBD.
Additional Roles (Age Varies) Luncheon Guests/Prisoners, Radio Technicians, Mr. Baker (Prison Guard), Local Choir, a Plainclothes Man, Delivery men, Deputies. These will likely be doubled roles or a select group cast as these.
